First update on this.
My weight according to the scale at school is 83.7 kg. According to Boots in Hackney High Street 85.8. Its a Start. I have forsaken meat now for 16 days . No appreciable change in disgusting cleavage or massive gut ( which maintains its appearance of an out of date Milky Bar Easter egg).
In the last 13 days I have two cups of coffee, my life as a result of this is a LIVING HELL. In the last 7 days I have had ten units of boozeahol. Last week I visited the gym 4 times averaging 26 mins per time. Which is pathetic. Will update you again next Sunday. If I can be bothered.